Funmi and Mibi are competitors at Glory Ladder High. They are both exceptionally-gifted, hence the conundrum: who is more brilliant? Their gifts are put to the test in two extraterrestrial sessions -- First, the girls are banished into peninsulas: with their minds subjected to complicity delusions, they are assigned identities that are far-removed from the sublunary status quo and required to brainstorm their ways out in the context of peninsula-specific keys. Next, they are programmed into a medieval realm to function as co-narrators in each of the five kingdoms. Whoever exits their peninsula first and demonstrates a higher command of Middle English -- a subject they have not been exposed to at Glory Ladder High -- clinches the conundrum in this dizygotic fantasy sequel of Head Girl.