Dating... It is difficult and it often does not go smooth immediately. We all know that. But after a zilion failed attempts I really am wondering... WHAT DID I DO WRONG? This book is about the type of people that I met when I was the hella naïve and gullible teenager whos’ standards were lower then atlantis... My type was basically the crackhead from the gasstation. Who am I kidding. Still is. You wanna read about titties in macdonalds? Unexpected nudism? Men who gurgle with mayonaise and overdosing on shrooms with my boyfriends dad? Then, bitch, what are you waiting for? - Caroline Rodriguez Velasco @Strraycat