In the Republic of Azalea, a large and powerful country somewhere in Asia, two small European countries, Holland and Denmark, want to corner the cheese market. Cheese means political influence and commercial profits. Behind the diplomatic glamour and protocol is a world of ruthless scheming bureaucrats who will stoop to anything to destroy their rivals, enemies and friends in their quest for personal gain. Steel Embassy doors are meant to protect ambassadors against the evil world without. But the reality behind those doors is scary dates, illicit love affairs, scorned women lusting for revenge. And Treachery! A mix-up by the Azaleans who cannot tell the one country from the other, leads to the wrong Royal being invited to visit the Republic. Now the Dutch and the Danes take their dairy war to the streets of Azalea to force their cheese down the throats of its unsuspecting citizens. Then Brussels moves in, waving its dead hands. On top of it all, a beautiful ice-cold seductress, leaving a trail of hurt and humiliated men, will stop at nothing. Nothing!