Just to be clear for the sake of our legal friends, any similarity between Seawick-on-Solway and Wigtown in Dumfries and Galloway is coincidental and not intended. Right then, so when Heath meets his Cathy that's surely a love match made in heaven. And yet maybe not so in view of the fact that Cathy ends up in bed with the Rev. Patrick Bronte. When Agnes Bronte, long time reference librarian at Seawick-on-Sea, disappeared, it created a vacancy and barely out of library school, Heath can't believe his luck when he lands the job. And yet smoothy-chops council boss Andy Armstrong wants to do away with reference libraries altogether. Heath falls under the spell of Beryl, a harmless old dear surely, who seems only to be worried he isn't getting enough to eat. She brings bananas into the library for him. But then she introduces him to something more potent: her mind-blowing, aphrodisiac concoction - 'Beryl's Black Drop!' £9.95