The Terminally DistractedWhat do you get when you mix a toddler with the attention span of a firework, a teenager who can’t sit still long enough to breathe, and an adult who still manages to spill his coffee while answering the wrong email?You get Stefan Bongaerts – and this book.The Terminally Distracted is not a self-help manual. It’s a survival guide written by someone who never quite mastered survival. From Lego meltdowns and disastrous restaurant jobs to lost keys, lost tempers, and the occasional lost dignity, Stefan turns every failure into fuel for laughter.Told with sharp wit and shameless self-mockery, this memoir is a rollercoaster of chaos that anyone with a messy mind (or messy life) will instantly recognize.If you’ve ever wondered whether you’re the only one living in permanent distraction – relax. You’re not. And here’s the proof, complete with a tantrum, a punchline, and probably another cup of spilled coffee.