Ever fallen for someone over almond croissants only to realise they were emotionally allergic to commitment? This collection traces a year in the life of modern dating, from the hilariously mismatched to the quietly profound. Each poem cracks open a moment, the charm of a well timed compliment, the heartbreak tucked inside a half read message, the silent triumph of choosing yourself over a second date that smells like red flags.With equal parts satire and sincerity, these verses offer a window into the quiet chaos of connection. It’s a book for anyone who's ever stared at a text wondering if “hey” counts as emotional availability, or found themselves scrolling through dating apps like it’s an Olympic sport.Swipe in, dear reader, love may not be guaranteed, but poetic redemption absolutely is.